Wednesday, 16 August 2017
Me and m'puppy
'Get a photo of me with my puppy.'
Littlest boy: 'He's MY puppy.'
'Okay, get a photo of me with your puppy. Quick, there are ants on here. Hundreds of them.'
'Mum, there are THOUSANDS of them.'
'GET ON WITH IT THEN, THEY ARE BITING ME.'
Dog jumps down and runs away.
'Did you get one?'
'I got one after he jumped down.'
'Quickly, okay, just take one quickly. Well, take a few because, you know, I won't look good in most of them. ... Have you taken one yet? ... TAKE THEM NOW, JUST TAKE THEM NOW.'
Dog runs off. Mother runs off shaking out t-shirt.
It's a really good bench no? Just had to have a photo on it, ants notwithstanding.